Sleeping with lettuce

Are you weird?

Are you weird? Are you different?

Have you ever done something that even you said, “Huh?” when you realized you’d done it?

Like wake up, get out of bed, start your day, and when you walked back into your bedroom you realized there was a head of lettuce on your bed because you’d put it there 12 hours earlier during a night of raucous eating-while-vegan-plu…