My short criminal career...for my brother

Because landlords, and my over-abundance of carefulness

I bought a crowbar to break into my brother’s apartment yesterday. Yes. I did. And a small screwdriver. But I couldn’t do it myself. I know because I had tried. I was ready to break the whole goddamn door down.

The first time I had gone in, the day after I heard from the cops, the landlord had left the apartment door open. So when I went in with the help…