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Dear Betty...

Dear Betty...

I don't think we were ready to lose Betty White...

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Lori Kirstein
Jan 05, 2022
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Dear Betty...
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Dear Betty,

You were and remain such a badass.

Are you sure you have to be gone? 99 years just wasn’t enough for us.

You showed the world that age ain’t no thang, and you did it with sass and humor.

What on this earth is better than that???

I mean, who else would say, “Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls!’"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tou…

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